FOR THE WEEK OF JULY 14, 2014
DEAR JERRY: I've come up with a fun trivia contest for our next Baby Boomer Club's get-together, but first I need some help.
I will let them hear "Do You Remember These" by the Statler Brothers, but the only notes they take must be mental ones. Then they'll have five minutes to write down however many of the things they can recall hearing in the song.
The one with the most correct items wins.
Because I either can't understand the lyrics or am merely unfamiliar with some of the items, I would like an accurate list.
—Katherine Upton, St. Cloud, Minn.
DEAR KATHERINE: Since the challenge is to identify the specific items, I will list them without additional lyrics that I feel are unessential for your purpose.
For example, one complete description is "aviator caps with flaps that button down," but for this game they need only jot down "aviator caps."
Have you thought of a way to keep the members of your club from reading this week's column BEFORE the game's afoot?
For things that may not be immediately recognized, such as Pepsi-Cola, I'll add a brief note. Here we go, in the order each is heard in "Do You Remember These":
Saturday morning serials (TV shows)
Fly paper (catches flies)
Penny loafers (shoes)
Lucky Strikes (cigarettes)
Flat tops (hair style)
Sock hops (check your shoes at the door)
Studebaker (automobile)
Pepsi Cola
Cigar bands (wrapped around cigars, but worn as rings by kids)
Nose Plugs (for underwater swimming)
Aviator caps
Dixie Cups (with collectible lids picturing movie stars)
Knickers (baggy knee-length pants)
The Hit Parade (radio-TV program)
Grape Tru-Ade (fruit juice)
Sadie Hawkins Dance (girls invite the boys)
Pedal pushers (pants)
Ducktail hair (style)
Pegged pants (rolled up at bottom)
Howdy Doody (famous marionette)
Tutti-Frutti (flavor and hit song)
Seamed hosiery
James Dean
Sunday movies
Senior Prom
Rock and Roll
Cracker Jack prize (something in the box besides a crunchy snack)
The boogey man (scarier than the boogie man)
Lemonade stands
Tonsillectomies
Indian burn (red skin on forearm caused by someone twisting it in opposite directions simultaneously)
Cigarette loads (gag item that explodes when someone lights up)
Secret codes
Lucky Stars (retail purchase gimmick, similar to green stamps)
Boat neck shirts (extra wide horizontal neckline)
Fender skirts (wheel covers)
Crinoline petticoats
Root beer float (root beer with ice cream)
Moon hubcaps
Heel taps (for shoes)
Dancing close
Little Moron jokes
Cooties (make believe bugs in the hair)
Captain Midnight (radio-TV character)
Ovaltine (chocolate flavored powder to mix with milk)
The Whip (carnival ride)
Charles Atlas Course (mail-order body building kit)
Roy Roger's horse (a.k.a.,Trigger)
The Shadow (radio show)
Clark Gable
Frog in the arm (knuckle thump to the bicep)
Loud mufflers (auto part, not clothing)
Pitching woo (flirting)
Going steady (exclusive relationship)
Veronica and Betty (comic book characters)
White bucks (shoes, especially Pat Boone's)
Blue Suede Shoes
Knock-knock jokes
This next list may also be helpful. It is a list of expressions and references in "Do You Remember These" that have no direct tie-in to a product, person, or specific item
"Daddy's socks rolled down"
"Judy's mom" (we don't know Judy and we don't know her mom)
"Stars in your eyes"
"Ask daddy for the keys" (to borrow the family car)
"Wait your turn" (no cutting in the line)
"Four foul balls you're out" (in pickup baseball)
"Mum's the word" (don't tell anyone)
"A dirty bird" (a rascal or a weasel)
"He's a real gone cat" (cool dude)
Well, Baby Boomers, do you remember all of these?
DEAR JERRY: Entertainment News reported that, according to Nielsen SoundScan, Miranda Lambert's first five albums debuted on Billboard's Top Country albums chart at No. 1, making her the only one "in the chart's 50-year history" to do that.
I feel it is a misrepresentation to compare SoundScan data to the pre-scan era, which is about half of those 50 years.
Isn't that like comparing apples to oranges?
—Henry Gibbs, Jackson, Miss.
DEAR HENRY: I don't think so. At least apples and oranges are both rounded, edible, tree-born fruits, with something in common.
Calculating record sales before and during the SoundScan era (May 1991) is more like apples and aardvarks.
The worldwide accessibility and on-demand delivery provided by the Net make it quite easy for a single or complete album to debut at No. 1. It is the rule rather than the exception.
We have seen this repeatedly when talent show contestants on shows such as The Voice and American Idol are No. 1 with something they first sang the night before.
The ability to purchase instantly, even in your underwear, is a far cry from earlier times when one actually had to get dressed and go shopping for the music they wanted.
Obviously, the accuracy of electronic scanning is far superior to earlier methods, but that is not the issue. It boils down to apples and aardvarks, meaning achievements of the digital era should only be compared to others from the same era.
IZ ZAT SO? Need some numbers to comprehend how different things have been in recent years regarding albums that debut at No. 1?
Looking at the last 100 albums reaching No. 1 on Billboard, covering exactly two years (July 2012 - July 2014), 96 of those debuted at No. 1. Yup, 96 – and that is not a misprint!
Only four percent fell a little short of that mark.
Throughout the vinyl LP era (1948-1990), debuting at No. 1 was practically impossible. The only exception immediately coming to mind is Elton John's "Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy" (June 7, 1975).
Making the jump to No. 1 in the second week on the chart did happen a few times in the mid-'60s, primarily with the Beatles and the Monkees.
DEAR JERRY: I've come up with a fun trivia contest for our next Baby Boomer Club's get-together, but first I need some help.
I will let them hear "Do You Remember These" by the Statler Brothers, but the only notes they take must be mental ones. Then they'll have five minutes to write down however many of the things they can recall hearing in the song.
The one with the most correct items wins.
Because I either can't understand the lyrics or am merely unfamiliar with some of the items, I would like an accurate list.
—Katherine Upton, St. Cloud, Minn.
For example, one complete description is "aviator caps with flaps that button down," but for this game they need only jot down "aviator caps."
Have you thought of a way to keep the members of your club from reading this week's column BEFORE the game's afoot?
For things that may not be immediately recognized, such as Pepsi-Cola, I'll add a brief note. Here we go, in the order each is heard in "Do You Remember These":
Saturday morning serials (TV shows)
Fly paper (catches flies)
Penny loafers (shoes)
Lucky Strikes (cigarettes)
Flat tops (hair style)
Sock hops (check your shoes at the door)
Studebaker (automobile)
Pepsi Cola
Cigar bands (wrapped around cigars, but worn as rings by kids)
Nose Plugs (for underwater swimming)
Aviator caps
Dixie Cups (with collectible lids picturing movie stars)
Knickers (baggy knee-length pants)
The Hit Parade (radio-TV program)
Grape Tru-Ade (fruit juice)
Sadie Hawkins Dance (girls invite the boys)
Pedal pushers (pants)
Ducktail hair (style)
Pegged pants (rolled up at bottom)
Howdy Doody (famous marionette)
Tutti-Frutti (flavor and hit song)
Seamed hosiery
James Dean
Sunday movies
Senior Prom
Rock and Roll
Cracker Jack prize (something in the box besides a crunchy snack)
The boogey man (scarier than the boogie man)
Lemonade stands
Tonsillectomies
Indian burn (red skin on forearm caused by someone twisting it in opposite directions simultaneously)
Cigarette loads (gag item that explodes when someone lights up)
Secret codes
Lucky Stars (retail purchase gimmick, similar to green stamps)
Boat neck shirts (extra wide horizontal neckline)
Fender skirts (wheel covers)
Crinoline petticoats
Root beer float (root beer with ice cream)
Moon hubcaps
Heel taps (for shoes)
Dancing close
Little Moron jokes
Cooties (make believe bugs in the hair)
Captain Midnight (radio-TV character)
Ovaltine (chocolate flavored powder to mix with milk)
The Whip (carnival ride)
Charles Atlas Course (mail-order body building kit)
Roy Roger's horse (a.k.a.,Trigger)
The Shadow (radio show)
Clark Gable
Frog in the arm (knuckle thump to the bicep)
Loud mufflers (auto part, not clothing)
Pitching woo (flirting)
Going steady (exclusive relationship)
Veronica and Betty (comic book characters)
White bucks (shoes, especially Pat Boone's)
Blue Suede Shoes
Knock-knock jokes
This next list may also be helpful. It is a list of expressions and references in "Do You Remember These" that have no direct tie-in to a product, person, or specific item
"Daddy's socks rolled down"
"Judy's mom" (we don't know Judy and we don't know her mom)
"Stars in your eyes"
"Ask daddy for the keys" (to borrow the family car)
"Wait your turn" (no cutting in the line)
"Four foul balls you're out" (in pickup baseball)
"Mum's the word" (don't tell anyone)
"A dirty bird" (a rascal or a weasel)
"He's a real gone cat" (cool dude)
Well, Baby Boomers, do you remember all of these?
DEAR JERRY: Entertainment News reported that, according to Nielsen SoundScan, Miranda Lambert's first five albums debuted on Billboard's Top Country albums chart at No. 1, making her the only one "in the chart's 50-year history" to do that.
I feel it is a misrepresentation to compare SoundScan data to the pre-scan era, which is about half of those 50 years.
Isn't that like comparing apples to oranges?
—Henry Gibbs, Jackson, Miss.
Calculating record sales before and during the SoundScan era (May 1991) is more like apples and aardvarks.
The worldwide accessibility and on-demand delivery provided by the Net make it quite easy for a single or complete album to debut at No. 1. It is the rule rather than the exception.
We have seen this repeatedly when talent show contestants on shows such as The Voice and American Idol are No. 1 with something they first sang the night before.
The ability to purchase instantly, even in your underwear, is a far cry from earlier times when one actually had to get dressed and go shopping for the music they wanted.
Obviously, the accuracy of electronic scanning is far superior to earlier methods, but that is not the issue. It boils down to apples and aardvarks, meaning achievements of the digital era should only be compared to others from the same era.
Looking at the last 100 albums reaching No. 1 on Billboard, covering exactly two years (July 2012 - July 2014), 96 of those debuted at No. 1. Yup, 96 – and that is not a misprint!
Only four percent fell a little short of that mark.
Throughout the vinyl LP era (1948-1990), debuting at No. 1 was practically impossible. The only exception immediately coming to mind is Elton John's "Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy" (June 7, 1975).
Making the jump to No. 1 in the second week on the chart did happen a few times in the mid-'60s, primarily with the Beatles and the Monkees.
Jerry Osborne answers as many questions as possible through this column. Write Jerry at: Box 255, Port Townsend, WA 98368 E-mail: jpo@olympus.net Visit his Web site: www.jerryosborne.com
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